Why we won't ever stay at The Gables

Hubby had a business trip that put him in a bed and breakfast in West Philly called "The Gables."

His comments:

1. The B&B is called The Gables. 
2. The shared bathroom is down the hall
3. Showers are on a schedule
4. My hand tremors make it impossible to lock my room door, because they still use keys with locks from the 18th century. 
5. It's lovely, and no. Just no. I would rather stay in Camden.
6. They have a Roku TV. All channels but one require a subscription